Being a self-confessed "foodie" - or maybe that's too presumptuous of me - I must admit that I'd never heard of the term "turducken" until earlier this year. I thought it was some foreign, exotic dish at first, until it was explained to be that this was the combination of turkey, duck and chicken. I was mortified as the image of three birds, one stuffed into another, surfaced in my mind. Surely this is something created by the same dumb Americans that dreamed up shows like "Man vs. Food", who enjoy watching others - or taking part in - gorging themselves on ridiculous amounts of food.